Friday, January 18, 2008

My Tongue n Human's Late Syndrome

I got the idea from Huskee to show the ugly side of my tongue, apart from panting and drooling. This is to show how piss-off I can be when someone step on my tail. Metaphorically.

Some people just had the habitual of being late. They don't even bother to wear a watch. Ms Owner remembered her mentor telling her that when someone is constantly late, they fall into 3 categories :

1 - idiot savant - type of person who is so smart in their field of expertise that their mind is literally elsewhere. In short, smart in school, dumb in bus. High IQ, low EQ.

2 - perfectionist - people who were incapable of letting go of one task and moving on to another. They are always playing catch-up, rarely rose to any real position of power. Insignificant.

3 - Egomaniacs - people who not only felt that their time was more important than anyone else's, but who needed to prove it by constantly making others wait for them

Whichever one belongs into, you are definately lousy in time management. Pissed off!

Ok, Ms Owner's dispute and uneventful day had been resolved. Moving on next, if happen there is a 'Longest Tongue' contest, I would like to nominate my friend, Mr. Bank. He got the longest tongue so far, in my list of friends, which came along with the equal amount of saliva. Get the tissue ready.


Asta said...

It looks like youw fwiend Mr.Bank has a tongue that nevew stops heheh...both of you have a bootiful tongues
smoochie kisses

Mack said...

My mom HATES to be late to anything! It's kindof an obsession with her - I wish she would give it a rest!
Wow-Mr B has the longest tongue I think I've ever seen. He should win an award for that!

Peanut said...

My mom hates to be late also. It drives her crazy because my dad is always late for stuff. Your friends tongue is quite long. Maybe you should measure it

Maya and Kena said...

Mr. Bank's tongue is long!! Hee hee!!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Ferndoggle said...

Our Mom hates being late too and is always early...which is also kind of annoying.

We don't have any pictures of our tongues.

Sherman, Penny & Lola

Sophie Brador said...

I like Mr. Bank. I like his name too!


Lacy said...

woofies Pacco, dat mr bank shure gots a long tongue , dont he....mama trwys not to b late, but she always waitin on not got a pictur of me tongue either...

b safe,

Maggie & Mitch said...

Wow! That is one long tongue that Mr. Bank has!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

That is a serious tongue!! Love A+A

Lorenza said...

Hi, Pacco!
My mom is always in time for everything and hates when she has to wait for someone!
OMD Mr. Bark sure has a looooong tongue!
Have a great weekend

Randi said...

WOW! Thats some tongue pics! Your friends tongue looks like a slide!

Love & Licks,

Noah the Airedale said...

Haa haa Pacco, your Ms Owner is spot on with her 3 categories. Love it!!!
As for your friends tongue, holly cow, it's amazing.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Simba said...

Have a great weekend.

Simba xx

Amber-Mae said...

Bank sure has a very long slimy tongue! But I think yours is cuter becoz you have the black marking s too on your tongue...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jackson said...

Hey Pacco, love the photo of you and your pal, Bank. J x

Harry said...

Oh my gooness, Bank certainly has the longest tongue I have ever seen!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

Pacco, your tongue is nothin to sneezeat, eiter ;)

Comet and BLU said...

We think Bank would win the longest tongue contest too!

serendipity said...

Nice tongue, Pacco. Wow, that's a long tongue Mr. Bank has!

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Wonderful tongue pics! I have quite a long tongue too, but Mr Bank's beats mine.

love and tongue licks, Marvin xxxx

Katherine and Pippa, said...

That's a good one. Mistress is 1 & 2 and probably others but not 3. I don't have any long tongue piccies though. Yours are great.


Stanley said...

Pacco Girl!

Your friend Mr. Bank may have the longest and juiciest tongue, but yours has the prettiest spots!

Goober love,