Sunday, February 17, 2008

Pacco's Only-Child Syndrome

Harlow everydoggie and hammie, is me, Shadow boy hijacking Ms Pacco's blog for a moment, just to expressed some of my thoughts. I'm a furry Jack Russell Terrier, aged approximately 2. I don't bark, but whine alot, just like a puppy. I had the tendency to cock my head to aside when people communicate with me regardless whether they are praising or scolding, just to look mere innocent afterall. Who on earth can stand this lovely face of mine?

People said woman equals disaster and their mood change faster than the weather. I never came to believe it until I meet Pacco de Mongrel. She's the mafia and bandit at the training ground, that I knew earlier. But now I wish to reveal 'The Inconvenient Truth' about her. Sorry, this is nothing about Al Gore.

Don't believe a word coming out from the dishonent Pacco. She's a sick dog, suffered from the 'Only-Child Syndrome'. In her dictionary, there's no such thing as 'SHARING'! Everything must be HERS. She possess the 3S quality, selfish, stubborn and stingy.

1st symptom : threatening me to get off my bedding by showing me her devil's fang. Scary.

~ Isn't she looks scary ~

2nd symptom : stucking her big butt onto my small bed. Pray that she got stuck there forever and unable to come off.

3rd symptom : still manage to sleep albeit feeling uncomfortable. She's a Freak.

~ She stinks my bed ~

4th symptom : Fast-eating DUEL! It seems like a battle among the Nazi and Russian during dinner time with all the kibble resemble mines all around the floor. Then I act like minesweeper.

5th symptom: Wrestling session. I suppose to be in Feather-weight category and yet she pawn me like a prawn.

6th symptom : Guarding the laptop to forbid me to blog

Phew! After I went to lodge a complaint to the authority, aka her Ms Owner. She got kick out from the indoor. Haha!! That's something to be celebrate. Bring me the champagne.

I'm planning an ambush. Shhhh...... She's sleeping there and I will make my move to jump down and crash on her. Bye bye Pacco. Say your last word.

~ Pacco : What did you just said about me? ~
~ Shadow : Oh, nothing. I gotta make a move. Excuse me. ~

Seems like my plan for ambush go haywired. Is time for me to head home and plan for my next move. The location will likely be at the training ground. So long for now. Till me meet next time.

P/s: Think twice before getting married. Everyone is not what they seems to be.

Penned by Shadow boy.


Gus and Louie said...

Having a friend is great even if they are smaller than you. Louie used to be smaller than I but Mom thinks he only needs a couple more inches to catch up to me.. I guess I had better start to worry!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Maya and Kena said...

Hee hee Shadow boy!
You made us BOL!! We never thought Pacco would behave that way...
Oh, and by the way, we cock our head to the side as well! Hee hee!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Kapp pack said...

Hmmm....sounds like Pacco needs to practice sharing! Great documentation!

WOo woo, Kelsey ANn

Weeny&Daisy said...

aww poor shadow, pacco is a nice doggie really, she just needs to get used to you!

Love Weeny and Daisy xx xx

Joe Stains said...

Thank you for this inside information, its always good to hear the other side of the story.

Sounds like you guys are having fun together even if Pacco is a bit of a spoiled pup. Its ok, I know what its like to be spoiled.

Xsara ... said...

we know a lot about the only child syndrome! but I think Pacco would get used to a new pup if you decided to add one to your family

PKPWV said...

Pacco you have a little dog for a friend!!! My best friend is a little dog too!!! I'm an only dog as well-sometimes I possess the 3s qualities too-especially when there is a ball involved! You are not alone!!!


Kirby said...

Oh Shadow,
Looks like Pacco needs a lesson in sharing. Can't believe that she squeezes into your little bed. It's sad, yet funny! Good luck with her, you've got your work cut out for you. He he he!

Your pal,

Lorenza said...

Shadow! I can't believe all those things you are saying about Pacco! Maybe she is spoiled but that is how it should be!
Nice butt shot!
Have a good night


Say it's not so Pacco. Argggg. it is the black dog scandal.
Essex & Deacon

Noah the Airedale said...

Hi Shadow Boy
Cripes Pacco's teeth sure are scary. No wonder you tried to ambush her.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

Mack said...

Wow - look at those teefies!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, don't talk bad about Pacco. Yeah, she may have a little problem with sharing sometimes but this is her house, remember that! So whatever is in her house, it is all hers. I hope you've been a good well mannered boy while staying at her place...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

BrandytheGreat said...

Wah, Shadow boy!
I'm going to report you to Pacco!
BrandytheGreat AND GANG.

Boo said...

hi shadow, rumour has it that you were sent to pacco's house for rehab... hiak hiak hiak.

wet wet licks


4xBs said...

Hi Shadow, that's a very interesting expose about Pacco. we didn't know she was that way. but guess what? so are we! heehee. we think that all of those things that she does (and the things that you do too) are normal dog behavior.


Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

oooooh Shadow Boy, I like a girl with spirit! that is why I LOVE Pacco so much! She has lots and lots of spirit.

Pleased to meet you by the way, and thank you for showing us Pacco's other side!

love and licks, Marvin xxxx

Ripley said...

No matter how flat you make a pancake, it still have two sides. I can't wait to hear Pacco's side of this story!

Penny & Poppy said...

Yeah, let's hear Pacco's side! She is probably just trying to protect you from all the toys and the evil dog bed.

Poppy & Penny

Ripley said...

Pacco, when you get your blog back, come visit me and pick up a little present I made just for you!

Asta said...

I'm so sowwy Pacco tweats you like that..I had no idea, and Pacco was hewe having fun skiing and left you at sowwwy!!
Ihope you two wowk things out..cause I love you bof
smoochie kisses

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we can see both sides of the story(and being a bit spoiled ourselves......) but a girl doesn't like her space invaded sometimes!! Love A+A

ROSSI said...

OMGosh!!.. i really missed out lots of things so sorry for not visiting u for so long.. in fact, i didn't visit most of the DWB bad hor!..

Hey Pacco.. since when u have a boyfriend huh??.. hehehe..


Comet and BLU said...

Way to go Pacco! Don't let Shadow boy try to push you around. He should have been stuck outside instead of you!

Deefor said...

I understand. Like Amber says, it's your house and all your stuff. I feel the same way. Don't worry Pacco. Just be glad it was temporary.


T-man said...

Hee hee, Pacco, I didn't recognize you with that scary face!! You look funny sitting in that tiny bed too :) Maybe you can learn to share with Shadow Boy. He is awfully cute!


Scruffy said...

Hey Pacco. My sentiments are with you totally. Don't see why we have to share. Sigh! I now have to share with my pesky brother.

The Mighty Scruff

serendipity said...

Ought to be two sides to a story. Let's hear your version, Pacco!

Simba said...

Mummy says you remind her of my human brothers. They had a love hate relationship too.

Simba xx

Girasol said...

Sharing is good...I see both of you having a good time...

JB's Big World said...

Hi Paco,
Hope you caught my Big World blog too....that is where the doggies are. Thanks for visiting!!!

Venus9 said...

hey shadow's cute..
btw amanda aka ms owner: r u fr mps?

Balboa & Mommy said...

Shadow, I'm so sorry Paco's behaving like that. Maybe she'll be nicer over time.

Whoa! That is one scary pic of her devil fangs,maybe you can show her your devil fangs too?

Frenchie Snorts

Biggie-Z said...

Hi Shadow! It is common knowledge that the girls just push us boys around all the time and they take everything. Sigh. It's not easy being the grownup boy, I know.

(This was one funny post! My Mommy was laughing because this is what she does to my Daddy.)

Love, Biggie

Crikit, Sparky & Ginger said...

Hi ya Shadow! You a good bloggie writer. You need to sneak in some more posts. I (Ginger) so understand what you going through cos it happens around here a lot ~ to me!

I'll urh I mean we'll be watching fur sure

Love licks & waggin Tx tails