Sunday, November 25, 2007

De Wanderer

I'm now Pacco de Wanderer. Wandering around the house is my fulltime job. Since, the area isn't too big, I can cover it in a short period of time.


Firstly, I'm Pacco de Sleeper. I slept most of the time, morning, afternoon, evening and night too. Owner said that my sleeping routine is like a puppy. I hardly want to wake up, except during cooking time, dinner time and playing session with Mr. Brother.




Take a look at me looking sleepy aka blur blur, side-effect from overdose of sleep.


Mr. Brother is the one that spent time entertaining me. This exclude Ms. Owner who only knows how to stalk me like a paparazzi. Mr. Brother got a new hair color, which made him looks as if he's into gangsterism, selling pirated DVD. 'RM10 per piece!'.




He taught me how to play Uno Stacko.


He taught me how to play Poker.


He also taught me how to cook. According to current news, Mr. Brother is one of the top chef in the household. Bravo! I think he must be using his great skill to court some pretty girls back. Hehe.... Meanwhile, Ms. Owner had been permanently expelled from the list of potential cook by Mr. Daddy. Hopeless.




But she had finally inherited the skills from Mrs. Mom, which is doing household chores. Since I had spent more time indoor, no one could escape from stepping on my ever dropping fur. Mrs. Mom will get furious until her head nearly explode into fire, if Ms. Owner didn't mop the floor twice aday, morning and evening.




I know this must had been too much to ask from a person who hardly contribute to the family. Cough. So I thought I should give Ms. Owner some encouragement by offering some body massage for her. I'm Pacco de Massager.



27 comments:

"ME N MY MILLION DOLLAR" said...

The ending part is de best, a messager, wow....Osim message chair cost cheapest 4K, Pacco u ar great, 'house call service' avialble ka?

Katherine and Pippa, said...

I have a small flat to supervise at the moment, I know where you are coming from.

And in the morning, when I want to go out, I just walk right over mistress. She doesn't take me out so she isn't important.

She does cook nicely though, although her picking up my fur skills are lamentable.
Pippa

KEY WEST COLLIES said...

You could start a franchise -Pacco's Dog Massages. Train all the other dogs to do it and live in luxery.

Maggie & Mitch said...

Your eyes are just the most beautiful color against your black, black fur, Pacco.
I'm sorry - what were you saying? I have to go back and re-read your post! I was mezmerized!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Peanut said...

You are very busy for sleeping so much. :)

Asta said...

Pacco
You have so many skills and jbs, it's a wondew you have time to nap

you suwe look gweat in those pictoowes though and Mr.brothew is nice to play with you
smoochie kisses
Asta

Lorenza said...

Hi,Pacco
Mr. Brother is very nice playing with you and teaching you all those games!
I love to sleep all day... and night too! Its my new hobby!
Sure you are good with those massages! Good job!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Amber-Mae said...

Hehehe, you are such a good girl at home. You wear t-shirt too? We too! My hooman M gets very worried when we sleep on the cold floor so she makes us wear modified hooman t-shirts. Chloe & me are shedding now so everyday they will vacuum & mop the house in the morning. I bet you give good massages! Can I have one from you too? Hehehe...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Serena said...

Looks like you're are having fun while your owner has more work to do.. :P

Boo said...

wah, pacco, do you give good massage? i once massage for my daddy he complains i'm heavy ler.

wet wet licks

Boo

Stanley said...

Pacco Girl!

You are a pup of many talents! I think you need to make it to the next poker pawty.

By the way, your eyes are bootiful!

Goober love,
Stanley

Joe Stains said...

you lead quite the active life. your brother seems way cool, even with his funny hair!

sharkgila said...

Hi Pacco,

So nice of you to give a back massage! I do nothing but sit around waiting to be attended. Haha, I shed a lot too, and mommy is thinking to keep all that fur to make a pillow (someone tell her we're not sheeps!).

I looove your eyes.

Wuuu,
Togo

Ben_Benjamin said...

Wah, your Mr.Brother is super GOOD to play with you and can I have some massaging too??

Amber said...

Is nice to have someone to entertain you. I can't depend on anyone else other than mommy. I sleep like a puppy too, eat and sleep most of the time. I want a massage too! Your owner on break too?

Amber :)

Clover said...

haha, Pacco, you have so many jobs in your house! Looks like you give a great massage.
Love Clover xo

Biggie-Z said...

Pacco, you have so many talents! Maybe you can win all of Mr. Brother's pirated DVD sales money by playing poker, and use them to hire a housecleaner for Ms. Owner. Then she can spend more time with YOU!

Love,
Biggie

Harry said...

I'm not surprised you're tried after all that poker and stacko playing!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Comet and BLU said...

Pacco - your massages look wonderful. My girl thinks we should learn how to do that too. Hope you won a lot of biscuits playing poker.
Comet and BLU

TH said...

How cool is Mr.Brother teaching those games for you, Pacco!
You look very good in massages!

Love and licks
Thor

Sparky said...

Wow Pacco! That's a lot of things! I bet you're good at poker. :)

Sparky

Snoopygirl said...

Hi Pacco,

Your day is really full. Hmmm.. I don't think I'll play poker with you. Meanwhile, my hooman is obsessed about getting me to dress up for the X'mas mood.

Licks,
Snoopy

shushu said...

Hi pacco,

You are a multi-talented dog. :) Are you hatching a plan to make yourself most useful inside the house, so that your humans find you so indispensable they will never let you stay outside again? hehe

shushu

Che-Cheh said...

Ohmygod the last picture...PRICELESS! wuahaha

Mojo said...

Glad to see Mr Brother is keeping you busy. Did you win that poker game, by the way? You look like you had your poker face on.

Tell Mrs Mom that mopping the floor is not necessary. Fur with everything is good!

xxx
Mojo

Momo & Pinot said...

Wow, wow, Pacco!! Your life is full of joy!! You can do so many thingies!! You and Mr Brother look pawfect. My mom loves the ending!

Thank you for your welcome comment to my little brudder.

Momo xoxo

Agatha and Archie said...

Hope you didn't lose too much playing poker!! Love A+A