Impersonification of Michael Phelps

No doubt Michael Phelps is the new phenomenan on the aquatic pool. During Athens 2004, we were fixated on Aussie's 3 times Olympic champion Ian Thorpe, but unfortunately he had retire. Naturally, we switch out attention to the America megastar swimmer who manage a with a crazy haul of 8 gold medals. The media now labelled him as 'Pool Shark'.

~ How can that be possible. Is he human? Or super sapien? ~

I myself, don't fancy swimming that much. If I can help it, I don't even wanna get my shinny black fur soaking wet. You had no idea how long do I need to blow and groom it, is a high maintenance. But I had always tremendously admire legendary sportmens. From Micheal Schumacher, Theo Bos to Ian Thorpe. Now I would like to invite Phelps to have a friendly match with me. As a courtesy host, I shall choose his favourite style, Butterfly.

~ Michael Phelps (USA) vs Pacco de Mongrel (MAS)

~ On your mark, get set, jump! ~

~ Vigorously lethal Butterfly stroke ~

~ Huff and puff. Let us even out our breath ~

~Okay, he beats me, but only by a small margin. 1 minute is obviously insignificant ~

Afterall, swimming is not my specialty. I would have prefer racing on land. Track & Field would suit me better. Last but not least, congratulation to Phelps and all American for producing such a shattering record in Olympic history.

~ Congratulation to Michael Phelps and America ~