Saturday, September 06, 2008

Doggie Muffin not for Dogs

Two weeks ago, fellow trainee Brandy, the mixed terrier's owner baked us some cute muffin with bones and dogs as decor. However, these doggie-looking muffin weren't meant for us. My evil owner ate 3 pcs alone, and told me it taste superb. Yeah right, not only the taste was good, the art looks great too. Which is something impossible for her to do. She can hardly fry an egg. That's the main reason why we eat raw eggs, and I unwillingly shared her peculiar habit.

It was the beginning of the month again, time to receive the monthly allowance that she's suppose to be too old to get. The shameless her open up her big wide palm for the big note. Bookstore is the place she's heading. After getting bored with Tom Clancy's techno-thriller and Dan Brown's historical thriller, someone suggested her to try Jilliane Hoffman's Legal Thriller. Oh, not another John Grisham wannabe, please. She planned to view the book first, but after searching through, MPH, Border and Popular, she still failed to find it. The frustration grow and it made her even more determined. Ended up taking the train to KLCC, the trip cost RM5. If she can't find the book in Kinokuniya, I'm sure she will start cursing in public. Then, finally she bought the book without viewing it.

This is Book 1 of the CJ Townsend series, about an attorney who withheld evidence to frame her rapist for a crime he did not commit, the brutal killing of 11 girls by removing their hearts. Eww...

Whenever she starts reading, I'm totally being neglected. In Desperate Housewives, whenever Lynette wanted to read a book, she fed her sons with overdose of cough medicine in order for her to have a peaceful evening. So I better not mess around, or else she will kick me back into the prison without any remorse.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

If woo khan get akhross all that water, woo khan khome hang out with me!


Brownie said...

That muffins look yummy, I want hammie muffins!!!

Brownie said...

That muffins look yummy, I want hammie muffins!!!

the 4 Bs said...

hey Pacco, that book reading is such a bad habit that humans have. our human does it too and no amount of nose poking or jumping on her will get her away from the book. we want to chew all of her books into tiny pieces.



Are you sure you can't steal away some of those muffins?

I have perfected the technique of doing this. Wait till she is busy reading one of the books and jump up to wherever the muffins are. That'll teach her not to pick books over doggies! And you will get a tasty treat!

Asta said...

Soooo unfaiw!!!!
You shouldhave gotten those bootiful awtsy muffins, and you should chew up that scaiwy book
smoochie kisses

Joe Stains said...

How can those muffins NOT be for you ???? I don't get the humans sometimes!

Agatha and Archie said...

Wow did those look good..NO FAIR!!!! PL2 wants to know if that book is good!!! Love A+A

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, those muffins look so delicious!
Mom says she wouldn't sleep for a month if she read that book! Too scary!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Those cupcakes are making my mouth drool!!!!

Girasol said...

my mouth is watering right now, looks so yummy those cupcakes.

Peanut said...

The cupcakes look great. My mom is like that when she gets a book. We all get ignored until she is done with it.

Noah the Airedale said...

Gosh did Ms Owner really not like Dan Brown? D loved his books.
The new book sounds interesting...not sure about the hearts being removed though lol.
The cakes look delish too.

Noah xx

Noah the Airedale said...

Gosh did Ms Owner really not like Dan Brown? D loved his books.
The new book sounds interesting...not sure about the hearts being removed though lol.
The cakes look delish too.

Noah xx

Lorenza said...

Hi, Pacco!
First, she ate those muffins. Then she goes and spend the time reading that book!
Raw eggs?
Hmmmm.... strange things happen at your house!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

T-man's mom said...

Poor Pacco...your sad eyes remind me of the looks T-man used to give me. Just wait a while, and your owner will finish that book, then spend time with you again. Maybe you can sit by her side and keep her company, then at least you'll be together.

Thanks for nominating T-man for those awards!! I'm sure he would have been very pleased to receive them :)

T-man's mom, CC-man & T-man Angel

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my, those muffins are just so nice! I bet they tasted as nice as they looked. How come none made for you? That's a bit unfair don't cha think...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Moco said...

We are watching Ms. Owner very carefully. If you look groggy or seem to have "gone on a long trip" we will call the PO-LICE, pronto!

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Wow...those are really awesome-looking muffins! Sorry you didn't get a taste of them! My Mom wants to know how is the book...the synopsis you gave sounds interesting,she said!


Kirby said...

Why are there so many treats that we aren't allowed to have? I think it's unfair for the hoomans to have treats that look like they are made for dogges and not share with us. It's just not fair!

Your pal,

Harry said...

Hope you didn't get sent to jail for the evening Pacco. I'm sure a big tasty bone would keep you quiet!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Xsara ... said...

just do as xsara does: lie down ON the book, roll on your back and make sure she understands that you want belly rubs!

Elf said...

This agility-dog owner finds that a big furry head with a wet nose plonked upside-down into a book that I'm trying to read before falling asleep is a sure winner, with those cute upside-down ears falling all over the book and those little cute eyes peering sideways up at her, and worth some belly scritches before I push that dog head out of the way fer cryin' out loud, the plot has thickened and I HAVE to know what's up before I doze off.

Deefor said...

You better be careful and stay away form Ms Owner when she wants to read. Those cup cakes are too pretty too eat. Too bad you didn't even get one.


Murphey said...

My lady does the same thing, she gets a book and completely ignores us...we hate books.