Doggie Muffin not for Dogs

Two weeks ago, fellow trainee Brandy, the mixed terrier's owner baked us some cute muffin with bones and dogs as decor. However, these doggie-looking muffin weren't meant for us. My evil owner ate 3 pcs alone, and told me it taste superb. Yeah right, not only the taste was good, the art looks great too. Which is something impossible for her to do. She can hardly fry an egg. That's the main reason why we eat raw eggs, and I unwillingly shared her peculiar habit.

It was the beginning of the month again, time to receive the monthly allowance that she's suppose to be too old to get. The shameless her open up her big wide palm for the big note. Bookstore is the place she's heading. After getting bored with Tom Clancy's techno-thriller and Dan Brown's historical thriller, someone suggested her to try Jilliane Hoffman's Legal Thriller. Oh, not another John Grisham wannabe, please. She planned to view the book first, but after searching through, MPH, Border and Popular, she still failed to find it. The frustration grow and it made her even more determined. Ended up taking the train to KLCC, the trip cost RM5. If she can't find the book in Kinokuniya, I'm sure she will start cursing in public. Then, finally she bought the book without viewing it.

This is Book 1 of the CJ Townsend series, about an attorney who withheld evidence to frame her rapist for a crime he did not commit, the brutal killing of 11 girls by removing their hearts. Eww...

Whenever she starts reading, I'm totally being neglected. In Desperate Housewives, whenever Lynette wanted to read a book, she fed her sons with overdose of cough medicine in order for her to have a peaceful evening. So I better not mess around, or else she will kick me back into the prison without any remorse.